Quick Crossword

I know it is sad but I love finishing crosswords (hate not finishing) and this is the fastest I've done the Guardian Quick Crossword - 8 minutes or 4 stops on the Jubilee Line from Waterloo to Canada Water...oh well we all have our dark secrets...and yes I do know that it is even sadder that I have a photo of the crossword - btw Tom was a witness, in case you care enough to dispute the facts.