Sunday, April 30, 2006

Reality Rocks

Millions of trees are accidently planted each year because squirrels misplace their nuts.

Squirrels have kittens and four fingers and five toes.

As John Lennon said “Reality leaves a lot to the imagination”.

This week I heard the following in real live situations, not on TV, the radio or at the movies, but from living, breathing ordinary people in ordinary situations:

1. “Excuse me I have to get an alien off the roof.”

2. “I’m going to give up nursery nursing and become a spy.”

3. “Conquering Greece is going to have to wait.”

(See context below)

Salvador Dali: “I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiac thought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality.’’

Tom Clancy: “The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”

Context 1: A toy alien had been thrown up on the youth centre roof.
Context 2: A volunteer discovers her abilities to solve cryptograms in our code themed week.
Context 3: A game has to be abandoned to make dinner


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